Secrets of the Sausage Biscuit Sandwich

This morning is the first day of Wuggie Norple’s summer vacation. Knowing he would leap out of bed even earlier than on school days to greet the dawn and enjoy the wonders of a school-free day, and because he is now 7 years old, I told him last night that it was time to share with him the secret teachings of “how to make yourself a sausage biscuit in the microwave.” He said “and someday when I have a child, I can teach him, and he can pass it on to his child in a long line forever.” [wow, he’s deep].

And so this morning I did pass on the secret teaching,(he said as he pulled his step stool up in front of the microwave “you just tell me what to do and I will do it”) and he made 2 perfect sausage biscuit sandwiches. As he sat in front of them at the dining room table he said with a radiant face “now I am a junior cook… and a senior eater.”